4 Amazing Things Hiding On Earth (That We Just Discovered)
#4. NASA Finds the World's Longest Canyon Beneath Greenland
Even if you didn't sleep through your elementary school geography
lessons, you probably have an inkling that Greenland is 75 percent
covered in ice. But what you didn't know was that tucked underneath all
that ice sits the longest canyon in the world.
J. Bamber, University Bristol
"Oh honey, size isn't everything. You're still 'grand' to me." -Grand Canyon's wife
The best part of the whole story is that the longest canyon in the world has been playing hide-and-seek with us since before humanity existed. You win this round, awe-inspiring geological formation, but you'll get yours when we finally go extinct.
#3. Archaeologists Discover Priceless Secret Tomb, Excavate It in Secret
Among the many details The Goonies got right was the notion
that once a secret treasure is found, everyone will want to get their
grubby hands all over it. So archaeologists from the University of
Warsaw probably had visions of Mama Fratelli
pinballing through their skulls when they discovered an untouched
Peruvian tomb full of gold, badass artifacts, and sultry lady mummies.
The tomb belonged to the predecessors of the Incas, the Wari, and -- evidence of human sacrifices notwithstanding -- these guys seemed hilarious.
Furthermore, the researchers who found this 1,300-year-old tomb
managed to keep the whole dig a secret for months. Why didn't they make a
huge announcement to the world the second they found the first set of
gold earrings? Because Goonies -- they knew everyone would come
and raid the artifacts. Instead, they waited until their pockets were
lined with treasure and body parts before issuing a press release months
later.
The press release consisted solely of this photo, published full page in Grave Robbers Monthly.
#2. Geologists Discover 2.6-Billion-Year-Old Water, Drink It
Deep in the recesses of a Canadian mine, scientists found a pool of
water believed to be between 1.5 billion and 2.6 billion years old. This
water is so old that researchers think it's from back when that section
of Canada was the actual ocean floor.
And after theorizing that there may be lifeforms thriving within the
water that are capable of living for billions of years independent of
the sun, the geologists proceeded to drink that shit. One taster
described the water as "very salty and bitter."
It's unclear what exact kind of eldritch horror the research team is
destined to evolve into, but we'll get a better idea once their ventral
polyps sprout up.
#1. Scientists Find One of the Largest Volcanoes in the Solar System Next to Japan
In a recent scientific discovery that could possibly explain the
existence of Godzilla, scientists have found that the biggest volcano on
Earth and one of the biggest volcanoes in the solar system has been hiding on the seafloor a thousand miles east of Japan.
Nature
"Well, men, this thing is filled with either radioactive lizard eggs or Kinder egg toys. We're praying for the toys."
So on the one hand, we've got this massive secret geological treasure
that we're just now finding, which is exciting. On the other hand,
we've only got about five minutes before Japan figures out a way to
fetishize it.
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Friday, 3 January 2014
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